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Monkey Street, Essex

Analytics in Monkey Street

Nobody in Monkey Street rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Monkey Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Monkey Street businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics monkey street"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Monkey Street map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Monkey Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Monkey Street

Monkey Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Monkey Street are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Monkey Street business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Monkey Street

Bellamy Trading — Monkey Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 65

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Monkey Street: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Monkey Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Monkey Street bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Monkey Street

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Monkey Street town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.