
Monkey Street, Essex
Email Marketing in Monkey Street
Your competitors in Monkey Street are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Monkey Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Monkey Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing monkey street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Monkey Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Monkey Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Monkey Street
You won't win Monkey Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Monkey Street process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Monkey Street
Ashworth & Daughters — Monkey Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Monkey Street: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Monkey Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Monkey Street bit
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Monkey Street town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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