
Monkey Street, Essex
Maintenance in Monkey Street
Half the Monkey Street search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Monkey Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Monkey Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance monkey street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Monkey Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Monkey Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Monkey Street
You won't win Monkey Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Essex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Monkey Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Monkey Street
Rowntree Ltd — Monkey Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Monkey Street: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Monkey Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Monkey Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Monkey Street
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Monkey Street town centre.
- Maintenance in Little Bentleynext door
- Maintenance in Raven's Green1 km
- Maintenance in Cowey Green2 km
- Maintenance in Great Bromley2 km
- Maintenance in Hare Green2 km
- Maintenance in Horsley Cross2 km
- Maintenance in Tendring Heath3 km
- Maintenance in Frating Green3 km
- Maintenance in Tendring Green3 km
- Maintenance in Horsleycross Street3 km
- Maintenance in Little Bromley3 km
- Maintenance in Great Bentley4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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