Mortonhall, City of Edinburgh
Social Media in Mortonhall
Half the Mortonhall search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Mortonhall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mortonhall businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media mortonhall"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Mortonhall map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mortonhall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Mortonhall
You won't win Mortonhall on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Mortonhall business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Mortonhall
Okafor Ltd — Mortonhall. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 72
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Mortonhall: Services
Everything below has its own Mortonhall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Mortonhall bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Mortonhall
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mortonhall town centre.
- Social Media in Kaimesnext door
- Social Media in Southhousenext door
- Social Media in Alnwickhillnext door
- Social Media in Burdiehouse1 km
- Social Media in Gracemount2 km
- Social Media in Fairmilehead2 km
- Social Media in Liberton2 km
- Social Media in Lothianburn2 km
- Social Media in Old Pentland2 km
- Social Media in Comiston2 km
- Social Media in New Pentland3 km
- Social Media in The Braids3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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