Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Branding & Design in Mountain Hare
Half the Mountain Hare search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mountain Hare businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design mountain hare"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Mountain Hare map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Mountain Hare
You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Mountain Hare business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Mountain Hare
Whitlock & Co — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Mountain Hare: Services
Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Mountain Hare bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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