Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Email Copy in Mountain Hare
Your competitors in Mountain Hare are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mountain Hare businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy mountain hare"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Mountain Hare map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Mountain Hare
You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Mountain Hare business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Mountain Hare
Merriman & Sons — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Mountain Hare: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Mountain Hare bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
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Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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