
Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Fleet Branding in Mountain Hare
Half the Mountain Hare search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £1,500
What fleet branding looks like round here
Consistent design across every vehicle in your fleet.
We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mountain Hare businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "fleet branding mountain hare"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Fleet Branding — the Mountain Hare map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Fleet Branding, and a word about Mountain Hare
You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mountain Hare process.
Real-world example
Example: Fleet Branding in Mountain Hare
Merriman & Sons — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 42
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Mountain Hare: Vehicle Graphics
Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Fleet Branding without the Mountain Hare bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Fleet Branding near Mountain Hare
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mountain Hare town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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