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Everything in Mountain Hare

Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough

Website Hosting in Mountain Hare

Half the Mountain Hare search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Mountain Hare businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting mountain hare"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Mountain Hare map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Mountain Hare

You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Mountain Hare. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mountain Hare process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Mountain Hare

Prendergast Trading — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 55

Enquiries / month

8.1s → 1.4s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Mountain Hare: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Mountain Hare bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Mountain Hare

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mountain Hare town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.