
Mud Row, Kent
Analytics in Mud Row
Mud Row isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Mud Row businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mud Row businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics mud row"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Mud Row map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mud Row is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Mud Row
Mud Row is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Mud Row, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mud Row process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Mud Row
Whitlock & Co — Mud Row. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Mud Row: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mud Row page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Mud Row bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Mud Row
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mud Row town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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