
Mud Row, Kent
Marketing Strategy in Mud Row
Mud Row isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with Mud Row businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mud Row businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy mud row"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the Mud Row map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mud Row is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about Mud Row
Mud Row is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Mud Row, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mud Row process.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in Mud Row
Merriman & Sons — Mud Row. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Mud Row: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mud Row page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the Mud Row bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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