
Muirhouse, City of Edinburgh
Performance Optimisation in Muirhouse
Half the Muirhouse search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Muirhouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Muirhouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation muirhouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Muirhouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Muirhouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Muirhouse
You won't win Muirhouse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Muirhouse job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Muirhouse
Kaur & Co — Muirhouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Muirhouse: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Muirhouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Muirhouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Muirhouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Muirhouse town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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