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Neap, Shetland Islands

AI & Automation in Neap

Half the Neap search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What ai & automation looks like round here

Let robots do the repetitive shit so you can do the work that pays.

We work with Neap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Neap businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "ai & automation neap"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

AI & Automation — the Neap map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

AI & Automation, and a word about Neap

You won't win Neap on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Neap business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: AI & Automation in Neap

Hargreaves & Daughters — Neap. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 69

Enquiries / month

7.9s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Neap: Services

Everything below has its own Neap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Branding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & DisplaysSlate Carving

AI & Automation without the Neap bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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AI Content Creation

Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.

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AI & Automation near Neap

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neap town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.