Neap, Shetland Islands
Email Copy in Neap
Half the Neap search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Neap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Neap businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy neap"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Neap map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Neap
You won't win Neap on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Neap process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Neap
Pemberton Bros — Neap. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Neap: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Neap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Neap bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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from £200Email Copy near Neap
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neap town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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