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Neap, Shetland Islands

Plumbers & Heating in Neap

Neap isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What plumbers & heating looks like round here

Boilers, bathrooms and burst pipes. Bookings without the phone tag.

We work with Neap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Neap businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "plumbers & heating neap"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Plumbers & Heating — the Neap map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Plumbers & Heating, and a word about Neap

Neap is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Neap. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Neap, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Neap job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Plumbers & Heating in Neap

Kaur & Co — Neap. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 65

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.8s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Neap: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own Neap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsLandscaping & GardensRemovals & StorageTrades & BuildersBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Plumbers & Heating near Neap

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neap town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.