Netherthird, East Ayrshire
Email Copy in Netherthird
Nobody in Netherthird rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Netherthird businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Netherthird businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy netherthird"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Netherthird map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Netherthird is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Netherthird
Netherthird is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Netherthird job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Netherthird
Hargreaves & Daughters — Netherthird. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Netherthird: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Netherthird page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Netherthird bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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