
New River, Greater London
Analytics in New River
New River isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with New River businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New River businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics new river"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the New River map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New River is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about New River
New River is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to New River, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the New River process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in New River
Prendergast Trading — New River. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in New River: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own New River page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the New River bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near New River
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New River town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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