New Swanage, Dorset
Slate Carving in New Swanage
New Swanage isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with New Swanage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Swanage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving new swanage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the New Swanage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Swanage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about New Swanage
New Swanage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to New Swanage, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the New Swanage job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in New Swanage
Prendergast Trading — New Swanage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in New Swanage: Services
Everything below has its own New Swanage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the New Swanage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near New Swanage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Swanage town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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