Newbattle, Midlothian
Social Media in Newbattle
Your competitors in Newbattle are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Newbattle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newbattle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media newbattle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Newbattle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newbattle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Newbattle
You won't win Newbattle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Newbattle job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Newbattle
Pemberton Bros — Newbattle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 72
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Newbattle: Services
Everything below has its own Newbattle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Newbattle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Newbattle
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newbattle town centre.
- Social Media in Eskbanknext door
- Social Media in Dalkeith1 km
- Social Media in Easthouses2 km
- Social Media in Waverley2 km
- Social Media in Eldindean2 km
- Social Media in Newtongrange2 km
- Social Media in Quarryhead2 km
- Social Media in Bonnyrigg2 km
- Social Media in Broomieknowe2 km
- Social Media in Mayfield2 km
- Social Media in Lasswade3 km
- Social Media in Staiside Court3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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