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Everything in Newbie

Newbie, Dumfries and Galloway

Press Releases in Newbie

Half the Newbie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What press releases looks like round here

Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.

We work with Newbie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Newbie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "press releases newbie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Press Releases — the Newbie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newbie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Press Releases, and a word about Newbie

You won't win Newbie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Newbie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Press Releases in Newbie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Newbie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1600

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Newbie: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Newbie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesEmail CopyFAQ PagesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Press Releases without the Newbie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Press Releases near Newbie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newbie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.