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Everything in Newbie

Newbie, Dumfries and Galloway

SaaS & Software in Newbie

Your competitors in Newbie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

What saas & software looks like round here

Pricing pages that convert and docs that don't sprawl.

We work with Newbie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Newbie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "saas & software newbie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

SaaS & Software — the Newbie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newbie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

SaaS & Software, and a word about Newbie

You won't win Newbie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Newbie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Newbie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: SaaS & Software in Newbie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Newbie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 59

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.5s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Newbie: Tech, Media & Marketing

Everything below has its own Newbie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

DTC & Ecommerce BrandsIT Support & MSPsMarketing AgenciesPodcasts & CreatorsTelecoms & NetworksBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

SaaS & Software near Newbie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newbie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.