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Everything in Newcastle

Newcastle, Newry Mourne and Down

Maintenance in Newcastle

Nobody in Newcastle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Newcastle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Newcastle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance newcastle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 8,298 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Newcastle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newcastle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Newcastle

Newcastle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Newry Mourne and Down isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Newcastle job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Newcastle

Prendergast Trading — Newcastle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 28

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.4s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Newcastle: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Newcastle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Newcastle bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Newcastle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newcastle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.