Newgrounds, Hampshire
Email Copy in Newgrounds
Your competitors in Newgrounds are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Newgrounds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newgrounds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy newgrounds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Newgrounds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newgrounds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Newgrounds
You won't win Newgrounds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Newgrounds. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Newgrounds process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Newgrounds
Okafor Ltd — Newgrounds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Newgrounds: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Newgrounds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Newgrounds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Newgrounds
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newgrounds town centre.
- Email Copy in Blissford1 km
- Email Copy in Sandy Balls1 km
- Email Copy in Criddlestyle2 km
- Email Copy in Frogham2 km
- Email Copy in Stuckton2 km
- Email Copy in Ogdens2 km
- Email Copy in Horseport3 km
- Email Copy in Lower Burgate3 km
- Email Copy in Buddle3 km
- Email Copy in Upper Burgate3 km
- Email Copy in Woodgreen3 km
- Email Copy in Fordingbridge3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm