Newgrounds, Hampshire
Mascot Design in Newgrounds
Half the Newgrounds search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Newgrounds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newgrounds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design newgrounds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Newgrounds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newgrounds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Newgrounds
You won't win Newgrounds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Newgrounds job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Newgrounds
Kowalczyk Bros — Newgrounds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 53
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Newgrounds: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Newgrounds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Newgrounds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near Newgrounds
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newgrounds town centre.
- Mascot Design in Blissford1 km
- Mascot Design in Sandy Balls1 km
- Mascot Design in Criddlestyle2 km
- Mascot Design in Frogham2 km
- Mascot Design in Stuckton2 km
- Mascot Design in Ogdens2 km
- Mascot Design in Horseport3 km
- Mascot Design in Lower Burgate3 km
- Mascot Design in Buddle3 km
- Mascot Design in Upper Burgate3 km
- Mascot Design in Woodgreen3 km
- Mascot Design in Fordingbridge3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm