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Everything in No Man's Land

No Man's Land, Cornwall

Maintenance in No Man's Land

Your competitors in No Man's Land are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with No Man's Land businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why No Man's Land businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance no man's land"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the No Man's Land map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where No Man's Land is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about No Man's Land

You won't win No Man's Land on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the No Man's Land job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in No Man's Land

Pemberton Bros — No Man's Land. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 71

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in No Man's Land: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own No Man's Land page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the No Man's Land bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near No Man's Land

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from No Man's Land town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.