
Noah's Ark, Kent
Maintenance in Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Noah's Ark, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Noah's Ark
Merriman & Sons — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 35
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Noah's Ark: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
- Maintenance in Kemsingnext door
- Maintenance in Seal1 km
- Maintenance in Greatness2 km
- Maintenance in Heaverham2 km
- Maintenance in Wildernesse2 km
- Maintenance in Styants Bottom2 km
- Maintenance in Otford3 km
- Maintenance in Godden Green3 km
- Maintenance in Romney Street3 km
- Maintenance in Bitchet Green4 km
- Maintenance in Knatts Valley4 km
- Maintenance in Ightham Common4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


