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Everything in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark, Kent

Managed Hosting in Noah's Ark

Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Noah's Ark

You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Noah's Ark

Rowntree Ltd — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 48

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.7s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Noah's Ark: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.