Noah's Ark, Kent
Service Pages in Noah's Ark
Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £125/page
What service pages looks like round here
Detailed pages that rank and convert for each thing you offer.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "service pages noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Service Pages — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Service Pages, and a word about Noah's Ark
You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Noah's Ark are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Noah's Ark job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Service Pages in Noah's Ark
Rowntree Ltd — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Noah's Ark: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Service Pages without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Service Pages near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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