Noah's Ark, Kent
Social Media in Noah's Ark
Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Noah's Ark
You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Noah's Ark. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Noah's Ark job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Noah's Ark
Ashworth & Daughters — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Noah's Ark: Services
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
- Social Media in Kemsingnext door
- Social Media in Seal1 km
- Social Media in Greatness2 km
- Social Media in Heaverham2 km
- Social Media in Wildernesse2 km
- Social Media in Styants Bottom2 km
- Social Media in Otford3 km
- Social Media in Godden Green3 km
- Social Media in Romney Street3 km
- Social Media in Bitchet Green4 km
- Social Media in Knatts Valley4 km
- Social Media in Ightham Common4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm