Noah's Ark, Kent
Social Videos in Noah's Ark
Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What social videos looks like round here
Quick edits sized and formatted for every platform.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social videos noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Videos — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Videos, and a word about Noah's Ark
You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Noah's Ark are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Videos in Noah's Ark
Pemberton Bros — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Noah's Ark: Photography & Video
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Videos without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Before & After Galleries
Transformation galleries that prove the quality of your work.
from £200More photography & videoBusiness Photography
Professional shots of your premises, team and day-to-day work.
from £350More photography & videoDrone Photography
Stunning aerial shots of sites, properties and events.
from £249Social Videos near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
- Social Videos in Kemsingnext door
- Social Videos in Seal1 km
- Social Videos in Greatness2 km
- Social Videos in Heaverham2 km
- Social Videos in Wildernesse2 km
- Social Videos in Styants Bottom2 km
- Social Videos in Otford3 km
- Social Videos in Godden Green3 km
- Social Videos in Romney Street3 km
- Social Videos in Bitchet Green4 km
- Social Videos in Knatts Valley4 km
- Social Videos in Ightham Common4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm