North Side, Gateshead
SEO in North Side
Your competitors in North Side are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with North Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why North Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo north side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the North Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where North Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about North Side
You won't win North Side on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your North Side business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in North Side
Pemberton Bros — North Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 41
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in North Side: Services
Everything below has its own North Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the North Side bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near North Side
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from North Side town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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