
Northay, Somerset
Analytics in Northay
Nobody in Northay rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Northay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Northay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics northay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Northay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Northay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Northay
Northay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Northay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Northay
Delaney Group — Northay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Northay: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Northay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Northay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Northay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Northay town centre.
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- Analytics in Cat Tail3 km
- Analytics in Bishopswood3 km
- Analytics in Higher Wambrook3 km
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- Analytics in Chardleigh Green3 km
- Analytics in Pudleigh4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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