Northside, Orkney Islands
Brand Identity in Northside
Your competitors in Northside are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Northside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Northside businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity northside"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Northside map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Northside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Northside
You won't win Northside on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Northside business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Northside
Okafor Ltd — Northside. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Northside: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Northside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Northside bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Northside
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Northside town centre.
- Brand Identity in Birsay1 km
- Brand Identity in The Barony1 km
- Brand Identity in Abune-the-Hill4 km
- Brand Identity in Marwick4 km
- Brand Identity in Kirbuster4 km
- Brand Identity in Swannay5 km
- Brand Identity in Greeny6 km
- Brand Identity in Scarwell7 km
- Brand Identity in Skeabrae8 km
- Brand Identity in Costa8 km
- Brand Identity in Northdyke8 km
- Brand Identity in Beaquoy8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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