Old Battery, Fife
Mascot Design in Old Battery
Old Battery isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Old Battery businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Battery businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design old battery"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Old Battery map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Battery is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Old Battery
Old Battery is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Old Battery, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Battery job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Old Battery
Merriman & Sons — Old Battery. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Old Battery: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Old Battery page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Old Battery bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Battery town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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