Old Beat, Devon
Funeral Directors in Old Beat
Nobody in Old Beat rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Old Beat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Beat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors old beat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Old Beat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Beat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Old Beat
Old Beat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Old Beat. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Beat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Old Beat
Braithwaite Group — Old Beat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Beat: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Old Beat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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