
Old Kea, Cornwall
Caterers & Food Trucks in Old Kea
Half the Old Kea search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What caterers & food trucks looks like round here
Packages, availability calendar and enquiry forms.
We work with Old Kea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Kea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caterers & food trucks old kea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caterers & Food Trucks — the Old Kea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Kea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caterers & Food Trucks, and a word about Old Kea
You won't win Old Kea on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Kea process.
Real-world example
Example: Caterers & Food Trucks in Old Kea
Delaney Group — Old Kea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Old Kea: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own Old Kea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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