
Old Village, Isle of Wight
Analytics in Old Village
Half the Old Village search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Old Village businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Village businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics old village"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Old Village map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Village is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Old Village
You won't win Old Village on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Old Village business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Old Village
Bellamy Trading — Old Village. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 38
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Old Village: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Old Village page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Old Village bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Old Village
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Village town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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