
Old Village, Isle of Wight
Performance Optimisation in Old Village
Old Village isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Old Village businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Village businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation old village"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Old Village map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Village is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Old Village
Old Village is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Old Village are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Old Village, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Village job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Old Village
Rowntree Ltd — Old Village. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Village: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Old Village page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Old Village bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Old Village
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Village town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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