Old Village, Isle of Wight
Slate Carving in Old Village
Half the Old Village search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Village businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Village businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old village"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Village map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Village is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Village
You won't win Old Village on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Old Village business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Village
Kaur & Co — Old Village. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Old Village: Services
Everything below has its own Old Village page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Village bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Village
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Village town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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