Old Way, Somerset
Funeral Directors in Old Way
Half the Old Way search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Old Way businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Way businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors old way"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Old Way map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Way is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Old Way
You won't win Old Way on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Old Way business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Old Way
Hargreaves & Daughters — Old Way. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Old Way: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Old Way page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Funeral Directors near Old Way
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Way town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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