Oldwhat, Aberdeenshire
Email Copy in Oldwhat
Nobody in Oldwhat rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Oldwhat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Oldwhat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy oldwhat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Oldwhat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Oldwhat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Oldwhat
Oldwhat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Oldwhat. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Oldwhat process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Oldwhat
Braithwaite Group — Oldwhat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Oldwhat: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Oldwhat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Oldwhat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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