
Onthank, East Ayrshire
Content Creation in Onthank
Half the Onthank search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What content creation looks like round here
Words that sell, explain and rank — written by humans who get it.
We work with Onthank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Onthank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "content creation onthank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Content Creation — the Onthank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Onthank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Content Creation, and a word about Onthank
You won't win Onthank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in East Ayrshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Onthank business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Content Creation in Onthank
Prendergast Trading — Onthank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Onthank: Services
Everything below has its own Onthank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Content Creation without the Onthank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Content Creation near Onthank
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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