Onthank, East Ayrshire
Hoodies in Onthank
Your competitors in Onthank are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £35
What hoodies looks like round here
Custom hoodies with your logo, perfect for team and promo wear.
We work with Onthank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Onthank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hoodies onthank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hoodies — the Onthank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Onthank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hoodies, and a word about Onthank
You won't win Onthank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Onthank job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Hoodies in Onthank
Duffy & Sons — Onthank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Onthank: Workwear
Everything below has its own Onthank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hoodies without the Onthank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Hoodies near Onthank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Onthank town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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