
Orchard Brae, City of Edinburgh
Social Media in Orchard Brae
Half the Orchard Brae search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Orchard Brae businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Brae businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media orchard brae"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Orchard Brae map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Brae is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Orchard Brae
You won't win Orchard Brae on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Orchard Brae business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Orchard Brae
Nowak Services — Orchard Brae. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Orchard Brae: Services
Everything below has its own Orchard Brae page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Orchard Brae bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Orchard Brae
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Orchard Brae town centre.
- Social Media in Comely Banknext door
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- Social Media in East Pilton1 km
- Social Media in Drylaw1 km
- Social Media in Murrayfield1 km
- Social Media in West Pilton1 km
- Social Media in Inverleith2 km
- Social Media in Roseburn2 km
- Social Media in Queen Street2 km
- Social Media in Fountainbridge2 km
- Social Media in Warriston2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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