Orchard Portman, Somerset
Branding & Design in Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Orchard Portman businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Portman businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design orchard portman"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Orchard Portman map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Portman is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Orchard Portman, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Orchard Portman process.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Orchard Portman
Merriman & Sons — Orchard Portman. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Orchard Portman: Services
Everything below has its own Orchard Portman page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Orchard Portman bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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