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Ordie, Aberdeenshire

Branding & Design in Ordie

Ordie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What branding & design looks like round here

Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.

We work with Ordie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Ordie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "branding & design ordie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Branding & Design — the Ordie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ordie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Branding & Design, and a word about Ordie

Ordie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Ordie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ordie process.

Real-world example

Example: Branding & Design in Ordie

Delaney Group — Ordie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 57

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.1s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Ordie: Services

Everything below has its own Ordie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & DisplaysSlate Carving

Branding & Design without the Ordie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

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Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

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Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Branding & Design near Ordie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ordie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.