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Everything in Ordie

Ordie, Aberdeenshire

Icon Packs in Ordie

Nobody in Ordie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £250

What icon packs looks like round here

Custom icons for your website, app or pitch deck.

We work with Ordie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Ordie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "icon packs ordie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Icon Packs — the Ordie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ordie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Icon Packs, and a word about Ordie

Ordie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ordie process.

Real-world example

Example: Icon Packs in Ordie

Ashworth & Daughters — Ordie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 51

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Ordie: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Ordie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Icon Packs without the Ordie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
More branding & design

Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Icon Packs near Ordie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ordie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.