
Orphir, Orkney Islands
Landing Pages in Orphir
Your competitors in Orphir are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
Single-focus pages that convert clicks into calls, sign-ups or sales.
We work with Orphir businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orphir businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages orphir"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Orphir map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orphir is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Orphir
You won't win Orphir on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Orphir process.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Orphir
Ashworth & Daughters — Orphir. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Orphir: Website Design
Everything below has its own Orphir page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Orphir bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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