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Web design in Smoogro

Smoogro: your competitors' websites are held together with hope. Let's fix yours.

We won't send you a 40-page strategy deck. We'll send you a website that works.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Smoogro

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Smoogro

You won't win Smoogro on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Smoogro. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Smoogro job and we'll tell you the cost.

What we build for Smoogro businesses

Same four things, done properly, for whoever's paying.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Smoogro landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Smoogro actually is.

Free Smoogro flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Smoogro

Braithwaite GroupSmoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 73

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.1s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Smoogro

Each one has its own Smoogro page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Smoogro

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Smoogro

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Smoogro

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Smoogro

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Smoogro

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Smoogro

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Smoogro

Every service and sector gets its own Smoogro page — written for Orkney Islands, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

We'll be honest if you don't need us. That's a rare bloody thing.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers