Smoogro, Orkney Islands
Website Audits in Smoogro
Half the Smoogro search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Smoogro businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smoogro businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits smoogro"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Smoogro map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smoogro is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Smoogro
You won't win Smoogro on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Smoogro are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Smoogro job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Smoogro
Hargreaves & Daughters — Smoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Smoogro: SEO
Everything below has its own Smoogro page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Smoogro bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Smoogro
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smoogro town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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