Smoogro, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Smoogro
Your competitors in Smoogro are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Smoogro businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smoogro businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy smoogro"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Smoogro map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smoogro is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Smoogro
You won't win Smoogro on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Smoogro business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Smoogro
Rowntree Ltd — Smoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Smoogro: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Smoogro page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Smoogro bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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